Yes right in my room where else, a tiny nearly cubical in dimension. But you dear readers have to reckon the approximate height from datum I’ll be putting forth, breadth is 8 feet 10 inches, length is 9 feet 8 inches, density per cubic feet is 0.196 mosquitoes (data is concerned with number of mosquitoes I killed by my hands and by employing magical potion that I had mentioned in later section of this blog). Story starts here about that trysts with anopheles.
I was alone in my room and I was feeling very uneasy and uncomfortable as female anopheles outnumbered me at my place. This was not my concern rather their deliberate act trying to seduce me. It was literally not possible for me to savour urges of all of them at one time.It was first time in my life, I was kind of in demand midst the feminine species.
Three days back I was severely cold-stricken, barely able to sleep. Yesterday, I had a long and longed power naps feeling being soporifically held. I visited to almighty doctor at college gate. I used almightly because I felt he lacks self-knowledge as whenever he prescribes rather his speech suggests so, but I would rather call him a quack.In absence of any other options I do visited him for aid to my exacerbated and exasperated cold. The almighty doctor prescribed me a panacea in the form of Elder and Eldeflox – 200.
I reached at my room at 9:30 pm (IST), I was ill and walked for like two kilometers made me fully exhausted. Diwali holidays were on so no one was there in case if I needed some help. I had my dinner then I took prescribed tablets, finally I fell over the bed. I was lying calmly in the heart of silence but soon it was intruded by excessively irratating humming sound of these anopheles “Dear, wake up I’m awake”. How can I say no to these ladies? Never taught.
As I was awake by the promising words of my desperate lovers, as I said "I was single", so something has to be figured out to choose the luckiest anopheles of all. I thought I had option but I recalled mosquitoes never cannibalize. Now it was my responsibility to fulfill the desire of one of these anopheles and gift them their coveted love.I was the one to carry the errand to choose the luckiest anopheles of all so the holocaust was on it's way crumbling, shattering, crushing them in fist, in between palms. 45 that’s the recent count while I was writing this blog, lost their life for only one thing that’s my love and affection, how mean I’m? But their likeness, yearn towards me never seemed settled that’s 51. Quest continued with zeal in each corner, below the bed, table. Many murmured in my ear “Dear, will you kill me too?” turned my face towards them only to deceive them pretending as I was going to kiss them but at the same time my hands were ready to slaughter these anopheles, how mean I’m? Again you all are thinking, well, exactly no, no one ever wants, desires to be used and exactly these ladies were doing same, exploiting me. They don’t yearned for me but coveted for my blood. Till now the count is 68 don’t loose the count.
Now I was going to take my final step, and my last deception towards these ladies. In order to accomplish and execute my plan I asked these hundred beautiful ladies “wait darling I’ll be back in few moments”. This sentence “wait darling I’ll be back in few moments” elated these anopheles to such an extent, they missed it to notice the most catastrophic weapon (All Out, that will keep them out of their life and keep me inside the room) was deployed.
I waited for half an hour in vicinity and looking partial moon and little light over these plants and tress around me. Finally I entered in my room, I saw there all my lovers were breathing their last breath hope they all will cherish their ever coveted dreams in heaven, that's is least I can do, i can pray for them.
Finally drown in ecstasy as there will be no disturbance. I slipped myself on bed and then in dreams, yes soporifically held. Hmmmmmmmmm, Oh! again you are back, poor me. One more thing what's the height of the room?
I was alone in my room and I was feeling very uneasy and uncomfortable as female anopheles outnumbered me at my place. This was not my concern rather their deliberate act trying to seduce me. It was literally not possible for me to savour urges of all of them at one time.It was first time in my life, I was kind of in demand midst the feminine species.
Three days back I was severely cold-stricken, barely able to sleep. Yesterday, I had a long and longed power naps feeling being soporifically held. I visited to almighty doctor at college gate. I used almightly because I felt he lacks self-knowledge as whenever he prescribes rather his speech suggests so, but I would rather call him a quack.In absence of any other options I do visited him for aid to my exacerbated and exasperated cold. The almighty doctor prescribed me a panacea in the form of Elder and Eldeflox – 200.
I reached at my room at 9:30 pm (IST), I was ill and walked for like two kilometers made me fully exhausted. Diwali holidays were on so no one was there in case if I needed some help. I had my dinner then I took prescribed tablets, finally I fell over the bed. I was lying calmly in the heart of silence but soon it was intruded by excessively irratating humming sound of these anopheles “Dear, wake up I’m awake”. How can I say no to these ladies? Never taught.
As I was awake by the promising words of my desperate lovers, as I said "I was single", so something has to be figured out to choose the luckiest anopheles of all. I thought I had option but I recalled mosquitoes never cannibalize. Now it was my responsibility to fulfill the desire of one of these anopheles and gift them their coveted love.I was the one to carry the errand to choose the luckiest anopheles of all so the holocaust was on it's way crumbling, shattering, crushing them in fist, in between palms. 45 that’s the recent count while I was writing this blog, lost their life for only one thing that’s my love and affection, how mean I’m? But their likeness, yearn towards me never seemed settled that’s 51. Quest continued with zeal in each corner, below the bed, table. Many murmured in my ear “Dear, will you kill me too?” turned my face towards them only to deceive them pretending as I was going to kiss them but at the same time my hands were ready to slaughter these anopheles, how mean I’m? Again you all are thinking, well, exactly no, no one ever wants, desires to be used and exactly these ladies were doing same, exploiting me. They don’t yearned for me but coveted for my blood. Till now the count is 68 don’t loose the count.
Now I was going to take my final step, and my last deception towards these ladies. In order to accomplish and execute my plan I asked these hundred beautiful ladies “wait darling I’ll be back in few moments”. This sentence “wait darling I’ll be back in few moments” elated these anopheles to such an extent, they missed it to notice the most catastrophic weapon (All Out, that will keep them out of their life and keep me inside the room) was deployed.
I waited for half an hour in vicinity and looking partial moon and little light over these plants and tress around me. Finally I entered in my room, I saw there all my lovers were breathing their last breath hope they all will cherish their ever coveted dreams in heaven, that's is least I can do, i can pray for them.
Finally drown in ecstasy as there will be no disturbance. I slipped myself on bed and then in dreams, yes soporifically held. Hmmmmmmmmm, Oh! again you are back, poor me. One more thing what's the height of the room?
(teri meri teri meri prem kahani hai mushkil....)
-in remembrance of my dear anopheles
No lines in this writing is deliberately written to defame any creatures, hope after reading this dear anopheles will not file case against me, as they love me na....
