Today, on way to supper with my friend Ashutosh Tripathi on college gate, halted at ATM for handful of cash, delighted seeing it less crowded, specious, seeing inside it was rowdy. Confronted before I could make my SBI card work met heavy hustle with obstinate ATM machine been a problem lately in it, I would say lazy, laid back attitude as Govt. offices clerk may ATM have thought as” why should I read your card at first instance I don’t owe you anything, here me the commissar.”.Natives and aborigines seemed reluctant to deal with such atavistic technology “ATM”. Well caparisoned and charming man stood by my side seemed well acquainted with old stuff like ATM, but he was below the par what I expected, his act caught my mind, mind named a word for him “demagogue” cause he put forth his cleric advices to break booby trap of ATM thus rose the content and expectation midst the crowd, that too was fatuous “swipe your card consistently irrespective of whatever being displayed on visage of ATM”. Each person moved on the path paved by this ‘’demagogue” but consistent failing and realigning, grimace on their face was conspicuous, and demagogue coup down by crowd as he spelled the gospel “next time there will be no next time”, reminded me Eminen-Rihana duet. Cometh my chance to test my luck swiped ATM card and gotcha oh! shit “unauthorized/invalid card please try again later” next, I had a very decisive way swiped it in sober way and gotcha! Rather, than like the gospel of denounced demagogue. Finally, had dinner with my friend while on return that demagogue still engaged for more than one and half hours. Really, his patience was worth moving and wished not to find him on next visit engaged in same transaction what I had today beside him.
Hehe...i found some of the descriptions very hilarious..ur writing style is commendable!! And that Eminem-Rihanna duet...LMAO! :)
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